please send me some hilarious jokes or really funny things to do in public!?
please send me some hilarious jokes or really funny things to do in public!
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Crazy Glue a quarter to the ground and see how many people try to kick it then pick it up… or use a silver dollar!!! Just stand back and laugh it up
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Go here
http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/clean_one_liners.html
Most computer keyboards have keys that pop off and snap back on. Pull up all they keys and move them around. Just move the letters though, they will most likely notice if the numbers are in the wrong order! Halarious!!!!!
Q. where did the king hide his armies?
A. in his sleevies.
if you’re in an elevator with only one other person, fart really loudly then look around till your eyes fall on them and say “it was you”
go to walmart, get in the dressing room, wait awhile and yell”theres no toilet paper in here!” you’ll be thrown out(atleast thats what happened to me)
start screaming like your in a war and everyone else are commies(at the mall)
Dear Dad letter….
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad.’ With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.
‘Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing’s,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t, really hurt
anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that’s on the kitchen table.
Call when it is safe for me to come home!